Sunday, October 24, 2010

Oh For the Love of Dog!


Ahhh the single life. I didn't think I'd ever be back here.

I suppose going out now is supposed to be a somewhat different experience, and I don't remember it being so... so... oomph.

Just an excerpt of a recent conversation, taking place with an over-zealous 22 year old, for your entertainment:

Dilbert*: Hi.
Me: Hey
Dilbert: What's your name?
Me: Sally.
Dilbert: Are you from Chicago?
Me: Ya.
Dilbert: Where do you live?
Me: Downtown.
Dilbert: Where downtown?
Me: Streeterville.
Dilbert: Where in Streeterville?
Me: Michigan and Chicago.
Dilbert: Oh, by the American Dental Association! Do you live alone?
Me: Yes.
Dilbert: Wow. That must be really lonely.
Me: It's not, I have my dogs.
Dilbert: Wow, that's sad. You're like a cat lady.
Me: No.
Dilbert: Do they sleep in bed with you?
Me: Of course.
Dilbert: This is a weird question, but what do you do if you have, er, company over?
Me: Dont worry, you won't find out.

Just then my friend came in on his tall white stallion and swept me away, well, at least far away from Dilbert.

Next week is chock full of social events, including Halloween. I will be sure to have some more of these ridiculous escapades for your entertainment. I have to go take my dogs out now...


*Names have been changed so to protect the identity of morons.

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